deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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drewchainzzzz:

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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titty-jpg:

Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead

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unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

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